this is pretty funny, in an “oh, internet…” kind of way, but the last one is actually hilarious. highdeas.com
The Next Terminator Movie. . .
The next Terminator movie should be all in slow motion.
Hip Hop Ancient Egypt
Ok, so I kinda stole this idea from a friend, but it’s such a good one it warrants posting: make a crazily over-produced movie about ancient Egypt featuring current rap and hip hop stars. Rihanna as Cleopatra, Jay-Z as a warrior, Diddy as Pharaoh, Lil Bwow as King Tut, Beyonce as Nefertiti. Of course, there would be musical numbers aplenty.
Astronaut helmet for Austronaut hits.
What I want is a big glass sphere with an open bottom and a bowl on top, essentially a gravity bong that you can swim up under and stick your head in and get uber baked astronaut-style. Nice.
Socialized Healthcare
Wouldn’t it be awesome if poor people could get treated at a hospital as if they were real people? Like, not just sit in the ER waiting room for several hours until they just give up and go die in the parking lot. That would be crazy, yo.
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Stephanie added these pithy words on Nov 23 09 at 2:34 amI met you at the Synergyzine thing. I read about half of your book. It is tremendous and the first story is beyond. I was worried that it wouldn’t be but apparently you are a beam of reassurance.
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