Dive into the archives.
- Sometimes
I forget how much I love this poem. I miss being an English major.
To his Coy Mistress
by Andrew Marvell
Had we but world enough, and time,
This coyness, lady, were no crime.
We would sit down and think which way
To walk, and pass our long love’s day;
Thou by the Indian Ganges’ side
Shouldst rubies find; I by the tide
Of […]
- My Pet is Stealing My Spouse!
It started as soon as we got back from the doctor. I guess it turns out the Bluetooth-Enabled Professional Cellular Belt Clip was more than my sperm count could handle. Who could guess all those hands-free conference calls were destroying by the millions my ability to father children, ha ha! TO be honest, I was […]
- The End Of April
Resolve to live one’s life in a more Wagnerian fashion.
Also, to understand through stillness and still things - that is to say - hungover, coffee in hand, stare at an immobile object for several minutes, then move on.
In Brooklyn, in the morning, car alarms replace birdsong. There are exceptional breezes here, in the spring.
A partner […]
- Youtube, Etc
An old roommate of mine has filmed a comedic video and put it on youtube. Some of you may remember this as his performance at the last salon.
It’s amazing how many North Carolinians live off my subway stop in Bushwick. Today I ran into two on the street, and they told me of several more. […]
- Destroyer!
Has anyone been listening to Destroyer’s new album? It’s really, really excellent. It keeps happening to me in this city, any time I think about a band and look them up, they’re always playing sometime soon. In this case, Destroyer is coming to Brooklyn tomorrow! He’s one of my favorite lyricists working in music today.
- Kim Jong Il: The Script Notes
This is really brilliant. An excerpt:
Now, don’t get me wrong. There’s nothing I like better than a movie that powerfully elicits the revolutionary enthusiasm of the masses and celebrates the great upsurge in economic construction and steady, vigorous social development begun by our heroic forerunners. Didn’t I green-light Fires across the Land and My Guerrilla, […]
- Taxes!
April 15th is two days away and there I was, blissfully humming along, completely unaware that a deadline was looming. Have you forgotten to do your taxes?
HOW TO DO YOUR TAXES
Your feet are cold late Sunday morning and it is this that pulls you from a strangely real post-apocalyptic dream whose cast includes several of […]
- I’m Thinking of Becoming a Pornographer
I made a video a while ago of my friend learning to vomit and it was really popular. This puzzled me a great deal , until a youtube commentor by the name of GuacamoleKun left this comment:
NEVER vomited? XD
Anyway, this is hot~
Finding in those lines inspiration and the sly gleam of massive profit, […]
- Saved From my Dead Blog
I’ve found some of my old blog cached on google and other sites. Here’s something from my second-to-last semester of college.
It was the era of red lighters and petty theft, of universal exhaustion. Of half-finished cigarettes and coffee that sat acrid in the stomach, brooding over some nauseating idea of wakefulness. It was the era […]
- Early April
I wake in Brooklyn to warm sunlit air and outside the rumble of motorcycles. I have some lucrative prospective jobs and plans to sell records on the street. A beautiful day for headphones and slightly tighter pants. A good day to call home and old friends, to have warm spring wind in newly-cut hair.
